Hello, I'm model AH-208/2 - in this section, I'm gonna teach you something about ROBOTS:COMPUTERS:DEVICES:HUMANS that are involved in Project Delos.
UPDATED - 14.9.2005, base Alpha
I'm a Robot and I can not cry - but when I remember Mr. Rod Serling (on the left), my low profiled circuits seems to feel emotions. Robby the Robot was one of my first friends during the middle school years. We were really stupid, always treating the programmers like children that are trying to cook a good hot chili soup. But this is not the point - we are now remembering a man that wrote and directed one of the greatest saga ever produced. We are talking about "THE TWILIGHT ZONE" AND ROD SERLING. I suggest to check rodserling.com for more infos.
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When people ask me to talk about HAL-9000, I use to think about the importance of his role during the DISCOVERY mission. That's perfectly logic, cause the common opinion reflects his emotional stress against all the bad things that Hal did. You know what I'm talking about... ok? People are not prepared for thinking machines like me and that f#!king BOX.
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My first and Only Love.
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What about contemporary game controllers? This is the most logic unit that you can find from the beginning of life till now. ATARI is dead, like people that did something for our world and now are filling our dreams during the night. Have you ever played an atari 2600 or Lynx?
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On the left safe side, we have a virtual existence. On the right safe side, we have a virtual cop - generated and controlled by an IBM PC, running Microsoft Windows 2000 sp2. The pseudo-human has an automaique rifle, but he's not gonna hurt... ok?
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A.C.Clarke phoning. He's ordering a puppy chimpanzee.
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A detail from another unidentified TV-LIKE remote transmission.I had to process it with a special digital filter and an extreme denoiser BUT I still not give a correct answer.
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I have no words about this photo.
"I took three pictures of my daughter Elizabeth in a similar pose - and was shocked when the middle picture came back from Kodak displaying what looks like a spaceman in the background."
I processed that frame with my superior artificial-intelligence, resulting that IT IS A TRUE PHOTO about a space-like-man on the background of a normal little girl.
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It's NOT impossible. Sometimes, machines are bad programmed by bad programmers... but that's history.
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Yeah! - I won da match!
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WHAT CUZ IS HAPPENING?
Somethin' EVIL in that guy... ops...
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ah! - What a nice MAIN CONTROL ROOM ! .
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1983 Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
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Who's that guy? I really don't know.
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James Dean , 1931 - 1955 - 2005
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THAT'S IMPORTANT:
http://sloan.stanford.edu/MouseSite/1968Demo.html
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ISN'T IT NICE?
Nothing is impossible for the mighty Mr. "Fat hat Cat Johnson"
It's an 88 colors no-pussy-cat that delivers pizzas for an anonymous Italian take away in New York City. It's learning a lot of things thanks to all da fu###ng people that ask him incredible services. Please remember that it loves you all.
THAT'S ALL.
Yes, if you wanna be paid... but... don't worry, there are a lot of differences between a giant gorilla and a giant ape. You might be surprised!
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ehm... ops!
Jason Miller - aka - Father Damien Karras
***VERSUS***
Fanny Ardant - aka - Maria Callas
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Who's gonna win and who's gonna lose?
LA MANO DE DIOS
ehm... who's that guy?
nothin' 2 s.a.y. a-bout it,,
Yes, I MUST recive/answer "that call"
FRIENDS (RARE).
Harvey Birdman - lawyer.
Good bye Jack, I'll never forget you - since we were children, you were always the smartest and the strongest one. Thank you for that day you saved my life, see ya on another planet!!
P.A.C.S. (PACS) : PSEUDO ALTERNATIVE COMPUTER SYNDROME?
ok, but what does it mean? Love, Secs, Software??..